Welcome to the Dollar Storeys archive. Here you'll find a collection of short audio stories (2:30 - 3 minutes), each inspired by one of the items below, which were purchased at Dollar Daze in Chicago, IL.



              feisty women mug                             4pk mousetrap set                         metal bicycle jingle bell
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WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING DOLLAR STOREY SUBMISSIONS. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE PROJECT!!

Four of the Dollar Storeys below were chosen as the 2007 TCF ShortDocs. They were publicly premiered at a Listening Room event in Chicago and then presented at the 2007 TCF Conference by their producers.

Dollar Storeys was a collaboration with Chicago's Dollar Store reading series, who we were pleased as punch to work with. And of course there's a MySpace page.
Presenting the Dollar Storeys:


82) Living Off the Land
by Nannette Drake Oldenbourg / Falmouth, MA / USA

Description: Labor Day homage to women
Website: http://www.falmouthhistoricalsociety.org
Inspired by: mug


81) Gone Mousin'
by Rebecca Sheir / Anchorage, AK / USA

Description: In the Last Frontier, sometimes it isn't "Go Fish"; it's "Go Mouse"...
Website: www.akradio.org
Inspired by: mousetraps


80) The Assassin's Bell
by Charles Maynes, with Allakhverdov, Uporova and Kislitsina / Moscow / Russia

Description: A young Soviet 'Pioneer' (i.e. boy scout) squares off with the CIA...will he live to tell the tale?
Website: www.podstantsiya.ru
Inspired by: bicycle bell


79) An Orchestra of Bicycles
by Rene Gutel / Tempe, AZ / USA

Description: Richard Lerman reflects on Travelon Gamelon, a piece he wrote in 1970 for amplified bicycles.
Website: http://sonicjourneys.com
Inspired by:
bicycle bell


78) Learning to Ride
by Janna Graham / Bass River, Nova Scotia / Canada

Description: A love affair with a motorcycle and an education without training wheels.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


77) Elizabeth's Mug
by Dirk van der Duim / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: Elizabeth sits at her kitchen table, contemplating a recent coworker's gift and wrestling with the advice it gives her.
Inspired by: mug


76) The Angel and the Mourning Cloak
by Jim Barfuss / Trenton, MI / USA

Description: Chance encounters on an April morning show it's the little things in life that can make all the difference.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


75) Ayla
by WJ Carlton / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: Here's a story of newness and wonder and remembering experience before language.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


74) Little Voices, Far Far Away
by Jennifer Brandel and Anne Glickman / Chicago, IL / USA
            voices by Jennifer Brandel, Nick Gage and Joe Hulbet

Description: Context is a bitch - just ask mice. On earth they're seen as pests and carriers of disease, but space is another story altogether.
Website: www.jennyanything.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


73) Feisty Mama
by Melissa Canciller / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A daughter finds an old picture of her mother and sees her mother differently.
Inspired by: mug


72) How to Cheat On Your Wife
by Elizabeth Bloom Albert / Highland Park, IL / USA

Description: A short, poetic instruction manual for the man who wishes to philander or have an extra-marital affair, but doesn't know where to begin.
Inspired by: mug


71) Buddhist Mice
by Karen Michel / Pleasant Valley, NY / USA

Description: Buddhist teachings and mouse death
Inspired by: mousetraps


70) The Trap
by David Maxon / Brooklyn, NY / USA

Description: Here's a rumination on the ethics of pest killing and attempts at avoidance of the graphic nature thereof.
Website: www.myspace.com/davidmaxonaudio
Inspired by: mousetraps
*Chosen as a 2007 TCF ShortDoc


69) Hot Lips
by Yuko Kodama / Seattle, WA / USA

Description: Hot Lips was my role model.
Inspired by: mug


68) Well Behaved Women
by Juanona Brewster / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: Janet gives new meaning to a birthday gifts.
Inspired by: mug


67) Instant Coffee
by Dennis Conrow / Kansas City, MO / USA

Description: A son remembers a woman who loved instant coffee and who may or may not have enjoyed being a housewife.
Inspired by: mug


66) Me and Mousetraps
by David Daskal / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: I overcome my fears and manage to rid our home of a mouse.
Inspired by: mousetraps


65) Mugs with Messages
by Suzy Kahn / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: The thoughts of a creative woman of valor, who might never make history.
Inspired by: mug


64) Frenchie Movie
by Tim Forrest with Jeff Peters / Lake View Terrace, CA / USA

Description: "No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main... any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." - John Donne (1572-1631)
Inspired by: bicycle bell


63) Hickory Dickory Mouse
by Karen Michel / Pleasant Valley, NY / USA

Description: A story of nursery rhymes and life with mice.
Inspired by: mousetraps


62) Bike Bell Bandito
by Darlene Dennard / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A short tale of youth and nostalgia, bringing back past memories
of the notorious nerve racking bike bell that we loved….and mom hated!
Inspired by: bicycle bell


61) Daisy Chaining
by Joe Giovannetti / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A daughter and her father argue about the relative merits of his vocation.
Inspired by: mousetraps


60) The Mousetrap Enthusiasts
by Jamie Dell'Apa / New Orleans, LA / USA

Description: My brother and I thought the greatest Christmas gift we ever gave each other were mousetrap stocking stuffers...
Website: www.wwoz.org
Inspired by: mousetraps


59) Bicycle Belles
by Stephanie Rowden / Ann Arbor, MI / USA

Description: On the boardwalk, in search of the sound of bicycle bells.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


58) Actionwomen
by Anna Norberg and Simon Norberg / London and Haninge / UK and Sweden

Description: Audio montage featuring the voices of women protesters and a service man remembering life in the 1980's at Greenham Common, England, a miitary base for American nuclear missiles.
Website: www.anwire.net and www.myspace.com/simonnorberg
Inspired by: mug


57) Thrown
by Roxana Hadad with Shiow-Jiau Yung / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A fourteen-year-old girl tries to throw her voice and ends up getting thrown herself.
Website: www.roxanahadad.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


56) My Life as a Cup
by Sean Hurley / Thornton, NH / USA

Description: The triumphs and regrets of a cup.
Website: www.radioghost.com
Inspired by: mug
*Chosen as a 2007 TCF ShortDoc


55) Stood There Ringing
by Megan Stielstra and Shiow-Jiau Yung, with music by Scotty Karate / Chicago, IL / USA


Description: A pregnant woman lets a bell say everything she can't.
Website: www.meganstielstra.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


54) Lapsed Trappist
by Stuart Ewings and Philip Briant / Forest Lodge, NSW / Australia

Description: The gripping tale of a troubled Buddhist as he struggles with morals and mice in this short radio fiction based rather loosely on a true story.
Inspired by: mousetraps


53) Of Mice and Music
by David Swatling / Amsterdam / Netherlands

Description: Tragic kitchen incident inspires manic musings on singing mice.
Inspired by: mousetraps


52) Mug Stories
by Audrey Berns / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A coffee mug holds a special place in the heart of its owner.
Inspired by: mug


51) My Bike Had a Burger Bell: A Tragic Tale of Loss and Woe
by Mia Lobel / Oakland, CA / USA

Description: This is a true story about bike commuting, theft and making the best of a bad situation.
Website: http://mialobel.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


50) Tea for Matilda
by Catherine Stifter / North San Juan, CA / USA

Description: Feminist historian Sally Roesch Wagner muses that well-behaved women rarely make history while mis-behaved radicals, such as 19th century women's rights and peace activist Matilda Joslyn Gage, seldom make history books.
Inspired by: mug


49) Invasion
by Robert McGinley Myers / St. Paul, MN / USA

Description: One mother's attempt to fight off an invasion of mice just after her 2-year-old son has been diagnosed with leukemia.
Inspired by: mousetraps


48) I've Got a Question For You
by Zak Rosen / Detroit, MI / USA

Description: Making cold calls, in search of warmth.
Website: www.wdet.org/detroittoday
Inspired by: bicycle bell, mousetraps


47) Well Behaved Women
by Alexander Soleev / Nizhny Novgorod / Russia

This Dollar Storey is in Russian!
But don't let that stop you from listening. Here's the translation, so you can follow along.

Description: All women buy things that they don't really need. Why are they doing this?
Inspired by: all three items


46) An American Tail
by Anastasia Ivanova / Nizhny Novgorod / Russia

Description: Cats and mice, peace and war, Russia and the USA - do you still believe in these oppositions?
Inspired by: mousetraps


45) How to be Heard
by Nina Perry / London / UK

Description: Advice for the bicycle bell with aspirations, featuring voice teacher Rachel Nicholson.
Website: www.ninaperry.co.uk
Inspired by
: bicycle bell
*Chosen as a 2007 TCF ShortDoc


44) Curve of the Earth
by Stephanie Rowden, with Keith Taylor / Ann Arbor, MI / USA

Description: A small bicycle bell rings in a big landscape.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


43) The Mousetrap
by Donovan Keith and Tamara Keith / Davis, CA / USA

Description: This is a highly fictionalized retelling of a real life tale of the trapping and killing of a mouse in Fresno, California.
Website: www.tamarakeith.com / http://actorslog.blogspot.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


42) Tintinnabulation (Florence, Italy)
by Lisa Tharpe / New York, NY / USA

Description: Florence is a city filled with bells; church bells, hand bells, door bells, bike bells...
Website: www.plastictourist.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


41) The Wishing Bell
by Max Barry / Evanston, IL / USA

Description: A brother and sister fight over the gifts they receive from their father.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


40) Stupid, Stupid Cup
by Sue Mell / San Francisco, CA / USA

Description: Fictional account of bad behavior inspired by the mug.
Website: www.suemell.com
Inspired by: mug


39) Really Nice
by Laura Vitale / New York, NY / USA

Description: Intrigue after the lease is up.
Inspired by: all three


38) Stiff Peaks
by Jeffrey Letterly / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: The first step in making cookies is to purchase a metal bike jingle bell in a western mountain town.
Inspired by: bicycle bell
*Chosen as a 2007 TCF ShortDoc


37) The Silent Work of Ordinary People
by Keith Brand and Nathan Long / Philadelphia, PA / USA

Description: An extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary worker.
Inspired by: all three


36) The Horrible Truth About Indie Ice Cream
by Gabe Bullard / St. Louis, MO / USA

Description: An investigation into why an ice cream truck was driving down my street at 9:30 PM.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


35) I'm Not Bossy
by Gabe Bullard / St. Louis, MO / USA

Description: Three mothers read slogans found on women's t-shirts in a local mall.
Inspired by: mug


34) Bells
by Frank Karall and (the band) Culled / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A guy drifts back to the years he drove around on his bike, when he should be meditating.
Website: www.culledmusic.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


33) Viva La Fiesta!
by Diane Bock / Santa Barbara, CA / USA

Description: It's time to celebrate Old Spanish Days in Santa Barbara.
Website: http://www.prx.org/user/dsb
Inspired by: bicycle bell


32) Ring It Loud
by Emily Williams / London / UK
Description: A tender portrait of the sofly spoken environmental campaigner and former world champion cyclist Judith Sanderson, who twenty years ago smashed 5 middle distance records in her sport.
Website: www.whistledown.net
Inspired by: bicycle bell


31) Unless We Showed Up in Hazmat Suits
by Hillary Frank / Philadelphia, PA / USA

Description: If Lucy met her best friend in person, her life expectancy would be cut in half.
Website: www.hillaryfrank.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell


30) Caryll and Sidney: An Unlikely Love Story
by Kay Collins / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: Catholic mystic falls for the Ace of Spies in post-World War 1 London.
Inspired by: mug


29) What Do You Want?
by Julia Grant / Toronto, ONT / Canada

Description: It's hard to think of anything that will last forever.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


28) I Was a Preteen Nightmare
by Jill Summers / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A well-intentioned yet horribly misinformed adolescent makes a monumental miscalculation of both form and judgment.
Website: www.straydogrecordingco.com
Inspired by: mug


27) Gifts
by Firestone Mulvaney / Highland Park, IL / USA

Description: Two life-long bachelors kvetch over the phone.
Website: http://firevaney.podbean.com
Inspired by: all three items


26) I'm Alive!!!
by Brian Corbet / Oak Park, IL / USA

Description: A bell realizes it's alive while on a conveyor belt and then en route to a dollar store.
Inspired by: bicycle bell


25) Don't Touch This
by Pat Corbet / Wheaton, IL / USA

Description: One mug brings back memories of past relationships with women.
Inspired by: mug


24) A Tail of Two Mice - or - Dry Sponge Cake
by Catie Talarski and her 8 and 12 year old siblings / Hartford, CT / USA

Description: The love between two mice turns sour with a lack of cheese whip, and an encounter with a time warp mousetrap.
Website: http://www.prx.org/user/talarski/
Inspired by: mousetraps


23) You Make My Heart Go
by John Biewen / Durham, NC / USA

Description: A meandering train of thought arrives at a Dollar Storey connection just in time.
Website: http://cds.aas.duke.edu/
Inspired by: bicycle bell


22) In Which the Coffee Mugs Offer Explanation
by Rick Moody and Laura Vitale / Brooklyn, NY and Providence, RI / USA

Description: In which the coffee mugs offer explanation.
Website: www.myspace.com/fairuseinc
Inspired by: mug


21) Life Plays On
by Byron Flitsch / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: An insecure boy discovers, through a saying on a mug, that there is more going on in the lives of others than meets the eye.
Website: www.byronflitsch.com
Inspired by: mug


20) Mouse Trap Music
by Christopher Danforth / St. Paul, MN / USA

Description: Composer Mark Applebaum describes the creative process he uses when inventing new instruments. He calls one of them "The Mouse Trap."
Website: http://skycrusher.com/danforth and http://www.markapplebaum.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


19) American Dream
by Chris Angelos / Gurnee, IL / USA

Description: The mice have invaded and are having some RandR...so I might as well help them enjoy themselves.
Website: www.writerswebcast.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


18) House Trap
by Robert Hoare and Steven Sauve / Berlin, Germany and Hamilton, Ontario / Canada

Description: "The best-laid plans of mice and men go oft awry" - Robert Burns, To a Mouse
[The mousetrap set recalls a long-forgotten incident in the producer's first residence in Toronto}
Website: http://robhoare.de and http://www.karmafarm.ca
Inspired by: mousetraps


17) Sidney
by Kay Collins / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: Of a cat, a Necessary, litter, and oh, yeah, mice.
Inspired by: mousetraps


16) Can't Catch Us All
by Conor Lennon / London / UK

Description: What mice find offensive is the fact that these traps are not only lethal, but also cheap, low quality imports. (Don't mess with the mice.)
Website: http://audiodrama.blogspot.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


15) Miss Cholita Pageant
by Ruxandra Guidi / La Paz / Bolivia

Description: The "Miss Cholita" pageant celebrates a female ideal that is fast disappearing among Bolivian indigenous women. This year, the pageant was shaken by a scandal: the winner had turned out to have been wearing fake braids. Needless to say, they called for a new pageant two days later, and a new winner was chosen -- but the scandal brought up all sorts of female identity questions in the community.
Website: www.ruxandraguidi.com
Inspired by: mug


14) A Time to Tip
by David Hain / Streamwood, IL / USA

Description: The courageous story of one coffee mug trying to get by in a house of people he hates. (Written from the perspective of the mug in first person, present tense.)
Inspired by: mug


13) The Irresistible Draw of the Dollar Store
by Kevin Theis / Oak Park, IL / USA

Description: A dollar store addict is confronted with a horrifying discovery among the aisles.
Website: www.speakinglegally.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


12) Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Mousetrap
by Ezekiel Weaver / Oak Park, IL / USA

Description: Both a brief reflection on mousetraps and a nod to Wallace Stevens.
Inspired by: mousetraps


11) Latin Mass
by Chris Angelos / Gurnee, IL / USA

Description: Long before the women's movement even had a name, some Oak Park girls began questioning tradition without even knowing they were doing so.
Website: www.writerswebcast.com
Inspired by: mug


10) Mini-Meta-Mouse-umentary
by Sue Mell / San Francisco, CA / USA

Description: Mousetraps and other intersections between human beings and mice.
Website: www.suemell.com
Inspired by: mousetraps


9) I Thought I'd Be Rewarded for My Dating Gumption
by Saya April Hillman / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: You think you're being mature and courageous, traits which will surely be rewarded with reciprocal sentiments of love...right?
Website: www.macncheeseproductions.com
Inspired by: mug


8) Chinese Pants
by Ramona Jan and Lucy Jan-Turan / Damascus, PA / USA

Description: An unscripted talk between a mom and her almost teenaged daughted, inspired by a handmade Mother's Day card listing all the things a mother should never do.
Inspired by: mug

7) Thrifty Liquidators
by Michael Hearst and Rick Moody / Brooklyn, NY / USA

Description: A triumphant narrative in song about a woman who overcomes a debilitating attachment to home chemistry through the acquisition of inexpensive plastic products manufactured in China.
Website: www.oneringzero.com and www.myspace.com/fairuseinc
Inspired by: all three items

BONUS ONE-SENTENCE EXPLANATION OF HOW THE DOLLAR STORE ITEMS PICTURED ABOVE INSPIRED THIS SUBMISSION:

In addition to writing lyrically ABOUT the wonders of the dollar store phenomenon (as specifically indicated in the South Park Slope area of Brooklyn, a neighborhood much blessed with stores of this type), our composition actually makes use of genuine musical instruments purchased at a dollar store, specifically a store called Thrifty Liquidators (thus our title), instruments including, but not limited to, slide whistles and plastic recorders (the old-fashioned kind of recorder, not the kind you put tape in), likewise EACH AND EVERY ONE of the assigned objects, viz., a coffee mug purchased at the store known as Thrifty Liquidators is here filled with cheap bells likewise purchased at that address, and this is used as a makeshift tambourine on the choruses, a common bicycle bell serves as a sort of a cymbal crash in these same choruses, and, at the most cataclysmic moment of the song, a rat trap (as opposed to a mouse trap, because our mice are really big here in the City of New York--in fact, it is said that there is probably at least one rat for each of the city's eight million inhabitants) punctuates the action; you ask, therefore, how the dollar store inspires out "Dollar Storey (sic)," and I answer instead, how could anyone NOT be inspired by the dollar store, because all the blessings flow from the Dollar Store, because everywhere there are dollar stores (as noted in our composition), because dollar stores at the bottom feeders of American capitalism, and there is nothing BUT American capitalism, because American capitalism dominates the world, and if all the items, or the larger part of the items in the dollar store are manufactured in China, or, say, in Mexico, nonetheless it is the case that America's marketing prowess creates the phenomenon, and it infiltrates our consciousness, so that, it is fair to say, our every action is permeated by the possibility of the dollar store, by the possibility of transaction and surplus value, and the exploitation of foreign toy manufacturers, etc.; this entire history of woe, malfeasance, and, on the other hand, dumb transitory joy is implicit in our triumphant composition.

6) Avant Guardian
by David Weinberg / New Orleans, LA / USA

Description: The Avant Guardian fights crime using the power of surrealism and his trusty P.S.M.G.
Website: http://prx.org/user/dcw2323/
Inspired by: bicycle bell

5) Red Baiting
by Joe Milutis / USA

Description: Decommissioned Soviet mousetraps in Brooklyn's Little Odessa.
Website: www.joemilutis.com
Inspired by: mousetraps

4) The New Pleasant Revolution
by Tony Mendoza and Michael Slaboch / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: A bike messenger provides alternatives to horrible traffic horns.
Website: www.cernyamerican.com and www.annoyanceproductions.com
Inspired by: bicycle bell

3) Musings Over Coffee
by Sandra Sleight-Brennan / Stewart, OH / USA

Description: Half commentary, half documentary, the inscription on this coffee mug took me back to old memories.
Website: www.trilliummedia.org
Inspired by: mug

2) The Golden Mug Award
by David Weinberg / New Orleans, LA / USA

Description: The coveted golden mug award is given to an actor or actress for their portrayal of an independent woman in history.
Website: http://prx.org/user/dcw2323/
Inspired by: mug

1) Dollar Daze
by the Third Coast Festival's Julie Shapiro and Johanna Zorn / Chicago, IL / USA

Description: TCF's Julie Shapiro describes the Festival's rendez-vous with Dollar Store founder Jonathan Messinger at Dollar Daze, in downtown Chicago, where the Dollar Storeys items pictured above were chosen.
Website: www.thirdcoastfestival.org
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